I am {A Number} years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your {An Adjective} television program.
You are my favorite TV {A Noun} and I think you would like my {A Noun}.
I open by playing the {Another Noun}. Then I sing "Somewhere Over the {Yet Another Noun}" while juggling three {A Plural Noun}.
Then, for a really {An Adjective} finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg {A Noun} and go off stage {A Verb ending in "ing"} an American {A Noun}.
If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another {A Person}. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always tell everyone that you gave me my first big {A Noun}.